These were pretty funny and I can relate to several of them! One is the escalator, although I was young at the time, so you have me beat there.

Another is the cough medicine side effects. My daughter took some cough medicine because she was sick. Did you know that some people FAINT after taking cold medication? We didn't until she slowly turned white and slid to the floor.

I learned from someone on the news who had a porn tab opened up when he shared his screen (lol), so I haven't managed to make this mistake.

I'd like to add that if you're drinking, not only shouldn't you get into a canoe during a flood, but you should not put a snowmobile on a frozen lake when you didn't recall there are docks you can hit and destroy the aforementioned extremely expensive piece of machinery--and suffer brain damage to boot!

So funny--thank you for sharing.