What a great idea! You should pitch it to Proctor & Gamble.
The funny thing is that one of my daughters convinced me to buy the Costco brand of detergent. Needless to say, you can smell me from a mile away now, too. I don’t actually like that because I know there’s a ton of chemicals used. I’m sure they’re endocrine disruptors and probably have cancer causing agents in them (I haven’t looked into this, though, so I’m no expert).
The other daughter is complaining that she can’t breathe so I’m pretty sure I’ll be going back to my regular brand after this little experiment.